List of Lies
“We’ll totally hang that day!”
“I promise for sure ok”
“I’d never do that to you.”
“I love you.”
“I respect you.”
“No pressure at all.”
“I’m always here.”
“Means nothing, I swear.”
Fucking. Bullshit.
Tracks
Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
A sex ed class in 1929
this chick
she knows what’s up
It doesn’t matter whose face you look at, they’re all hysterical
