May 2013
69 posts
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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happeninqs: my boyfriend called me fat, so I ate him
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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nintooner: in PE we had to write assertive responses to pressuring statements when you don’t want to have sex with somebody and I’m sorry
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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What did the toy store sign say?
laugh-addict: Don’t feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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Some people in my school just need a hug.
laugh-addict:   Around their necks. With my hands.
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 18th
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ebuddies: a series of unfortunate eyebrows
May 18th
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May 18th
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castielandhishunters: calumon: my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd I guess now you could call it a high school
May 18th
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May 18th
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asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
May 18th
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May 18th
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bidenette: it was the besta bynes it was the worsta bynes
May 18th
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the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out.
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs  just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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smhexy: Me no study Me no care  Me go marry A millionare If he die Me no cry Me go marry  Another guy
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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grrrlfever: if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
May 10th
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If I'm in a relationship with you, I promise
To always put you in front of all the other girls/boys. To put in a lot of effort into our relationship To show you off to all my friends &  brag about you. To care for you. To always talk to you. To never cheat on you. To stay loyal and honest. To be there for you. To share cute memories with you. To make other people jealous of us. To always try my best to make you smile. To...
May 10th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
May 9th
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May 8th
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graffeti: my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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thatfunnyblog: oh my god you guys Cole Sprouse has an instagram but for the purpose of taking pictures of people trying to take pictures of him Funny Stuff you like?
May 4th
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May 4th
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